Challenge Day 25: Five Words/Phrases That Make You Laugh

So today is the day that we observe Veteran's Day and after last night's post I felt pretty rude about not really mentioning all those people I know! So I hope I don't leave anyone out but here goes:

• My friend Katrice and her husband
• My friend Amber's boyfriend, Erich
• My friend Kaila's husband, Nick
• Kiersten and her husband, Brandon
• Audrey
• My friend Rose's husband, Rory
• Kolt
• Kenya
• Jim
• Matt
• John

I'm sure there's many more and I am not positive on every one's branches so rather than look silly I will just leave them as is and thank them for even being/having been in the military to begin with!

The school took today off, which meant a nice day off for me and a time for my mom and I to get to spend together. It's been nice, we slept in and then got dressed to go shopping. We had specific things in mind but still somehow ended up at Fashion Place Mall. I have a love/hate relationship with malls. Mainly because I never really have money to spend in malls. My mom is my go-to when I have an issue spending money and generally she'll talk me out of things I don't need. But she's also the first to make me buy stuff I don't need too! Either way a lethal combination.

All day I have been asking for help with this day's challenge and I have yet to actually come up with 5 things that make me laugh; and most of them will probably make no one but me laugh. Either way, here goes:

Top 5 Things That Make Me Laugh

1. Probably the first one that came to mind is the phrase: Die Whore Die. My friend Mel and I say this to each other all the time. Which probably sounds terrible, but it's more of an inside joke than anything.

2. I drive by this next one all the time and it just makes me laugh, so without any real further explanation here is my number 2 (it's at the drive in theater by the way):



If you can't read it, it says "See You Next Year Unless the Mayans Are Right"

     3. This one will come out sounding terrible, probably is terrible, and yet it always made me laugh. In high school during soccer, if you ever kicked the ball, shot it, whatever and it went somewhere it wasn't supposed to (for instance, down the huge ass hill on the other side of the parking lot) we always had a saying (and I'm cracking up trying to even type it): shag your ball(s). Enough said If you don't get it then I'm not explaining.

4. In a fit of immaturity, anything that can be misconstrued as dirty/gutter minded always flits through my mind and makes me want to laugh. It doesn't even have to be meant that way. I blame the other teachers I work with *cough* Bonnie *cough*

5. Any word that comes out not quite the right way. Some classic examples (of my own making) are: buggage - baggage, luggage / toxting - talking, texting / etc.

 

 

Anyway, that should cover my 5. Not that they're fantastic, but this was really, really, really hard! If you're reading this and think otherwise, I'd love for you to try it. If you can do it, leave it in my comments :)